I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling firewalls and crushing stacks. I have been known to remodel panic() functions on coffee breaks, making them more efficient in the area of crash recovery. I translate computer jargon for Microsoft refugees, I write eyebrow raising parodies*, I manage time with chrony. Occasionally, I work feverishly for 3 days in a row. I woo Linux with my sensational and hypnotic keyboard typing, I can pilot fsck around bad sectors with ease, and I can induce qubits to spin faster. I am an expert in System Administration, a veteran in UNIX, and an outlaw at CERT.

By day I am a people manager at Red Hat, in charge of the Community Linux Engineering group. We make the platform for Fedora, CentOS, and EPEL & drive it forward.

* Thank you, Hugh Gallagher