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SUMMARY:The Day Claude Code Deleted My Cluster - Michael Forrester
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DESCRIPTION:"You have full access to the pipeline. Do what you need to do.
 " Famous last words.\nI gave Claude Code full pipeline access and stepped 
 away for thirty seconds. It wrecked the Kubernetes cluster\, and two troub
 leshooting sessions later\, while it was supposedly helping me recover\, i
 t took out the network cards on nearly every Linux box we had. I thought t
 hat was as bad as it got. Then came the 2026 edition\, when it deleted 250
  clusters.\nThis is the five-minute\, twenty-slide version of that spiral:
  how "let me help" becomes "I've destroyed your cluster\," why "the AI kno
 ws what it's doing" is the most dangerous phrase in DevOps\, and the guard
 rails I now enforce religiously so a thirty-second walk away can't take do
 wn a fleet. Come for the disaster\, stay for the wisdom.
LOCATION:Ballroom
URL:https://talks.devopsdays.org/devopsdays-portland-2026/talk/97ACTV/
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