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SUMMARY:Lashed to the Mast: A Platform Engineer's Odyssey - Luke Philips
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DESCRIPTION:Odysseus took ten years to get home. Your software just needs 
 to reach production\, but the voyage is every bit as cursed.\n\nIn this Ig
 nite-paced romp through Homer's *Odyssey*\, we sail the platform engineer'
 s ship past a gauntlet of monsters\, each one a hazard you have already me
 t under a different name: the Lotus-Eaters of "we've always done it this w
 ay\," the one-eyed Cyclops of zero observability\, Aeolus's bag of winds (
 a.k.a. Friday night deployments)\, the impossible trade-off of Scylla and 
 Charybdis\, the Sirens of shiny IT-ops nostalgia\, and the sacred Cattle o
 f the Sun you were explicitly told not to touch.\n\nThe lesson Odysseus le
 arned the hard way\, lash yourself to the mast\, is the same discipline th
 at gets your developers safely home to a platform they actually love.
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URL:https://talks.devopsdays.org/dodroxrox26/talk/DBHC79/
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